Looking for humorous and funny quotes about fathers
on this Father's Day? Here are some witty quotes on fathers. These
quotes reflect the subtle humor with a touch of satire.
Bill Cosby's Funny Father Quotes
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him
take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering
situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Phyllis McGinley's Humorous Father Quotes
The thing to remember about fathers is... they're men. A girl has to
keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues.
Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic
terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels
on, like your first bicycle...
John Aubrey's Funny Fathers Day Quotes
Sir Walter, being strangely surprised and put out of his countenance at
so great a table, gives his son a damned blow over the face. His son, as
rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face
the gentleman that sat next to him and said, "Box about: twill come
to my father anon."
James Baldwin's Funny Fathers Day Quotes
If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to
biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.
Helen Hayes's Funny Father Quotes
When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things
for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted,
"She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge."
Peter De Vries's Funny Fathers Day Quotes
My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be
invented so that he could hate that too.
Robert Orben's Funny Fathers Day Quotes
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother
rather than all major credit cards.
