Father's Day is celebrated on different dates
worldwide and involves gift-giving, merrymaking and other family
activities. It is a time to rejoice with your dad and show him that you
care. Be it baking a savory dish or painting a colorful card, little
gestures on Father's Day are heartfelt signs that unravel how much you
love your dad. Now, if you want to add a hilarious touch to your
Father's Day revelries, how about a few jokes and humor touching
fatherhood. You can recite them to your father, in order to give him a
good laugh. You can also include this list of activities for your
Father's Day party schedule and recite them to your guests. To get a
tickling therapy, just read on.
Humorous Jokes on Dads
Who is the Winner?
The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? and
"Who does everything mother says?"
Five small voices replied in unison. "Okay daddy! You get the toy."
The Joy Ride
Bob was 16 and finally got hold of his driver's license. In order to
celebrate the special day, the whole family went out to the driveway and
climbed into the car to enjoy his first official drive. However, dad
went to the back seat, where he sat right behind his boy. When Bob saw
his dad he said "Dad, you must be fed up of the front seat after
teaching me how to drive all these days Right?" "Nope!",
came the quick reply from the dad. "I'm going to sit back here and
kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you've been doing
to me for the last sixteen years!"
Magic Penny
After putting their three-year-old child Brian in bed, his parents
heard muffled sobs coming from his room one night. Rushing back in, they
found that the child was crying hysterically when he saw them. He told
his parents that he had accidentally swallowed a penny and was sure that
he would die now. The father, in an attempt to sober him down, took out
a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it out from Brian's ear.
The child was really thrilled and stopped crying at once. In a flash, he
snatched the penny from his dad's hand, swallowed it, and then
cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"
Long-haired David
After getting his driving license, David visited home during vacation
and asked his dad for the family car. His dad agreed, but put forwarded
three conditions - good grades in school, a neat room and a decent
haircut. After several months, David came home again. He had followed
the three things that he had promised his dad, except getting his hair
cut. When the father saw that his son had disobeyed him, he asked for an
explanation. David smartly said, "Hey dad, even Jesus had long
hair." His Father was not someone to be taken for a ride and
smilingly replied, "Yes, son, you're absolutely right. And Jesus
also walked everywhere he went."
Who's the Boss?
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at
her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?"
The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes
my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because
mommy put you in charge, right?"
The Little Beach Bum
A father was enjoying with his five-year-old son in the beach.
Suddenly, the boy pointed to a dead bird and asked his father "Dad,
what happened to this chap?" The dad coolly replied "Oh this?
He just died and went to Heaven," The little boy thought for a
moment and then said, "Oh My, Did God throw him back down?"
Glass of Water
A small boy came up to his dad and meekly said "Daddy, Daddy, can
I have another glass of water please?" The dad replied "But
I've given you 10 glasses of water already son!" The little boy
then said, "Oh yes daddy, but the bedroom is still on fire!"
Final Touch
What do you call two people who do not hesitate to embarrass you in
front of your friends? Mum and Dad!!
